The Milk Of Human Kindness - Literally
You might think you’re ordering a consignment of perfectly delicious Chinese milk, but what you’ll actually be getting is breast milk harvested from the good lady wife of Hanyang-based Li Jun.
As she’s producing more than enough for their own baby daughter, Li is looking to flog off the surplus to anyone who’ll take it – even giving it away free to any poverty-stricken potential purchasers.
According to the Chutian Golden Daily newspaper, the couple are currently using the excess boob-juice by washing their faces in it, and… no, hang on, we can’t go on - this is ridiculous.
And if you want the web link, go and look for it yourselves. We’re not gonna be anybody’s internet titty milk pimps. Not after the trouble it got us in last time…