Commercial Break: Monk exploitation in the name of selling chocolate
Here’s some Impressive and Important stuff from Cadbury’s Dairy Milk (we capitalised those words to highlight just how Impressive and Important it all is).
They’ve come a long way from the drumming gorilla, all the way to a monastery of Chinese monks, all of them armed with what are apparently helium balloons. Thing is, helium balloons would all float up to the ceiling instead of bobbing around as they do here. Balloon fail, as the teenagers say.
Additionally, the Cadbury’s crew have gone all the way to China, filmed some actually proper Chinese monks, and got them to do sod all really. Vote Galaxy is what we say to all of that. Or get back to the drawing board and put some lipstick on the drumming gorilla.