Commercial Break: Massive leap forward in cleavage technology from China
If we needed any further proof that the entire world is soon to be in the clutches of the Chinese, then this is it – they’ve only gone and damn well reinvented cleavage enhancement!
They’re (unsexily) calling it the Cleavage Clamp and it’s like a kind of corset thing that hoists up the ‘boobies’ (as we believe they’re called) whenever the cord is pulled. It’s an amazing invention and we’re mesmerised by the FIVE MINUTE infomercial that carefully explains what is a simple, but ingenious concept.
Oh, and happy International Women’s Day everybody!