Your Saturday newspaper offers...

the-health-lottery-logo-richard-desmond Free flag! Free mini radio! Free WINE!! All that and more is secreted away within the pages of today’s newspapers. Good old HotUKDeals user nicster08 has gathered them all together into this invaluable list for us. HOORAY!

FREE - England flag - redeem at Sainsbury's

SAVE - £10 off - redeem at Charles Tyrwhitt
SAVE - 2 for 1 entry to - Eden Project and other eco attractions

FREE - Mini FM radio - Redeem at WHSmith
SAVE - 2 FOR 1 theme park entry - redeem at Thorpe Park, Alton Towers & more!

**THE TIMES £1.50**
FREE - Bottle of wine when you spend £20 - redeem at Pizza Express

**DAILY STAR 50p**
FREE - Health Lottery ticket
SAVE - 2 FOR 1 theme park entry - redeem at Thorpe Park, Alton Towers & more!


  • Dick
    Don't forget the Queen's Jubilee DVD send-off with The Mail. That is going to keep me in masturbation material for weeks!
  • Prince P.
    Not half Dick! Liz is so fucking hot in her jubilee undies that I did myself a mischief. Bladder infection my arse; my cock was bent over double!
  • Raggedy
    @Dick Good lord! Get with the times sir! I have every episode of Murder She Wrote which is a full years worth of masturbation material. If you need a copy, just let me know (sent in brown paper packet).
  • qwertyuiop
    The Health Lottery? Is that anything like the Postcode lottery where if you live in a certain part of the country you get a burly guy bashing down your door and beating the living shite out of you?

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