The classified ad that defies gravity

Bitterwallet - mattress advert

They could have said "used only occasionally" or something equally reassuring to a prospective buyer, but as it stands their physics-defying claim is unlikely to result in a sale, especially since you can only conclude the owner was a fat sow.



  • samuri
    wondered what it was at first
  • wonky
    No wonder the high street is in turmoil. How can the likes of Habitat compete with that?
  • Dick
    Doesn't it just mean she never got shagged in it?

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