New football boots have 'gloryholes'
Warrior, who make Liverpool's horrible kits, have come up with a new football boot called the "Gambler" and, among the stupid features called 'outsider zone' and 'ace plate', there's something called "gloryholes."
Apparently, these gloryholes are great "for precision fit in sticky situations." And they look like the awful phone from Nathan Barley (and feel like they were designed by those at Sugarape) too. However, they're real and taken straight from the Warrior Warrior site.