More proof the England football squad think with their crotches

16 August 2010

Presumbably avid Bitterwallet reader Pete has been trapped under a tree for several weeks, which explains his delay in sending this photo to us. That, or it took him ages to get the bloody pic off his phone. "It's taken ages to get the bloody pic off my phone," explained Pete.

Still, we're glad he sent his snap of the St. Pauls branch of Sports Direct, because it clearly explains the cause of our national team's dismal performance in South Africa. Don't pretend you're surprised:

Bitterwallet - The football squad are gland mad

TOPICS:   UK News   High Street News


  • Nobby
    Mmmmm pancreas.
  • qwertyuiop
    Well, the female seems to be pelvic thrusting and I don't even want to go there with what the kid might be up to as I'd much rather stay off the pedophile register, so appropriate all round!
  • jim
    What is the oh-so-funny thing we're supposed to be seeing here?
  • darkspark88
  • qwertyuiop
    The fact that the poster says 'gland mad' rather than 'england mad' coupled with the fact that two of the three people on display are most likely doing inappropriate things with their crotchal areas.
  • Barry B.
    I'm gland mad.
  • smashingnicey
    looks like a quality establishment
  • Stewie G.
    Oh I see what's happened here - It says England Mad but the E and N aren't visable. So instead it reads Gland Mad. It's funny because now it refers to the retailer being mad about glands....
  • jim
    A gland has nothing to do with a crotch. I suspect everybody is probably confused between a 'gland' (an organ which produces some substance for use elsewhere in the body) and a 'glans' (a bellend). Even if it was the right spelling, it's not at all funny. Why bother to send in such a shit picture so late, when all it does is highlight how bad your spelling is? For that matter, why bother to put it online when you receive it, when all it does is highlight that your spelling and sense of humour are just as retarded as the submitter's? /rant
  • Fake G.
    24hr delivery? Fuck you if you land at my door at 4 in the morning!

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