Kim Jong-Il teapot anyone?
Kim Jong-Il has been called 'Dear Leader', 'Intelligent Leader', 'Supreme Commander', 'Great Leader' and 'Supreme Leader' in his time. All of these, official titles on his CV. Now he can add 'teapot face' as well.
Anyway, when drinking tea from this miserable looking device, you have to avert your eyes and be eternally grateful for such a delicious brew. If you don't, you might 'go missing'. If using this angers ol' Kimmy Boy, then you could try to appease him by saying you like Rambo and totally believe that he hits four or five holes-in-one everytime he plays golf. You can buy the Kim Jong-Il teapot here.
If an insane Korean doesn't do it for you, but you still like people who make appalling decisions on behalf of their minions, then don't worry, there's a really swell Benedictaphone you can buy (which comes with paper popemobile) which can ensure you catch every single awkward mumble and off-hand remark about the raping of children and the like.
We're going to hell or getting killed for this article aren't we?