Kim Jong-Il teapot anyone?

15 September 2010

Kim Jong-Il has been called 'Dear Leader', 'Intelligent Leader', 'Supreme Commander', 'Great Leader' and 'Supreme Leader' in his time. All of these, official titles on his CV. Now he can add 'teapot face' as well.

KimJongIlTeapot

Anyway, when drinking tea from this miserable looking device, you have to avert your eyes and be eternally grateful for such a delicious brew. If you don't, you might 'go missing'. If using this angers ol' Kimmy Boy, then you could try to appease him by saying you like Rambo and totally believe that he hits four or five holes-in-one everytime he plays golf. You can buy the Kim Jong-Il teapot here.

If an insane Korean doesn't do it for you, but you still like people who make appalling decisions on behalf of their minions, then don't worry, there's a really swell Benedictaphone you can buy (which comes with paper popemobile) which can ensure you catch every single awkward mumble and off-hand remark about the raping of children and the like.

benedictaphone

We're going to hell or getting killed for this article aren't we?

TOPICS:   UK News

8 comments

  • blagga
    but for the $1,200 pricetag, that would be ideal. I wonder if it's a dribbler? Ol' kim jong cole would get a trickle in his ear.
  • Jason
    You could always go for the Charles Manson one http://intuitionkitchenproductions.com/gallery/krafftcollabs/file/CharlesMansonDelftTeapot.jpg
  • beelzebub
    "which can ensure you catch every single awkward mumble and off-hand remark about the raping of children and the like" LOL Classic, at least we'll be warm in hell, but be careful the Kiddy Fiddling Nazi may end up next to you there :)
  • Mark C.
    Wonder how many he sells of those at 1,200 bucks each?
  • eddiex
    Become a catholic priest ,the perfect career for thr paedophile who likes travelling.
  • Stuart
    Fooking funny chaps, real laugh out loud. Bravo.
  • so r.
    I'm so ronery....
  • agatha
    Yes, yes, all Catholic priests are pedos. Yawn. Yawn.

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