Islington Council supports parking for the follically challenged
Slapheads absolutely should be allowed to park closer to the shops - that way they spend less time in public offending others with their ugly bald heads. So well done to Islington Council for taking the initiative and seeing through the excuses of so-called "blue-badge" holders. The fact is disabled people don't need parking spaces - if they really were disabled, how could they even drive in the first place?
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