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13 September 2010

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In these ‘trying economic times,’ sites like Bitterwallet and HotUKDeals can be an invaluable source of money-saving hints and tips. Alternatively, you can just haul yourself out of the economic quagmire by hunting down and snaring a rich footballer.

Now that second option is easier than ever – thanks to the launch of, a website that will hook up prospective gold-diggers to a range of footballing professionals. It can only end well for all concerned.

There’s a joining  fee of £19.99, but once you’ve paid that, answered some questions about yourself and enclosed a photo, all you have to do is sit back and wait for a John Hartson or Martin Keown type to come along and sweep you off your feet.

But don’t fret or abandon all hope if you think you don’t have that stereotypical WAG look – you could still be in with a chance. As the site says: “Don’t second guess what you think footballers are looking to hear. They are all looking for different things.”

Wonder if they’re interested in a gang of hairy-arsed consumer bloggers, wearing backless silver dresses and too much lippy…



  • Fby
    If they charge less than 1k a go then probably
  • Darren
    So basically its a website you pay £20 and they send you an email in 14 days to say you were unsuccessful at this time? and they keep your £20? sounds like a good business model!
  • klingelton
    it's a good job there's a load of fat useless bints in the UK with no brains believing that this might work for them. Footballers are interested in bimbos with big knockers and extramarital affairs al la wayne rooney.
  • Rich
    Nice! NOT! ...John Hartson has recently come through a bout of brain cancer and is married!
  • pauski
    "Wonder if they’re interested in a gang of hairy-arsed consumer bloggers, wearing backless silver dresses and too much lippy…" Andy - when exactly did you meet Amanda Hugginkiss?
  • Meh
    'WAG' stands for Wives and Girlfriends. Does that mean, if you're a WAG, you're a wife and girlfriend? If so, that means you have at least two partners, thus making you a dirty whore-bag. If the above appeals to you, this site should be right up your money-grabbing, soul-destroying alley.
  • hju
    haha you know all the women are in the kitchen not on bw
  • Alfred A.
    you've got an ideal weblog here! would you wish to make some invite posts on my blog?
  • Grow p.
    Thanks for the good writeup. It in fact used to be a leisure account it. Glance complicated to far delivered agreeable from you! However, how can we keep in touch?

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