Get rich quick with BecomeAWag.com!
In these ‘trying economic times,’ sites like Bitterwallet and HotUKDeals can be an invaluable source of money-saving hints and tips. Alternatively, you can just haul yourself out of the economic quagmire by hunting down and snaring a rich footballer.
Now that second option is easier than ever – thanks to the launch of BecomeAWag.com, a website that will hook up prospective gold-diggers to a range of footballing professionals. It can only end well for all concerned.
There’s a joining fee of £19.99, but once you’ve paid that, answered some questions about yourself and enclosed a photo, all you have to do is sit back and wait for a John Hartson or Martin Keown type to come along and sweep you off your feet.
But don’t fret or abandon all hope if you think you don’t have that stereotypical WAG look – you could still be in with a chance. As the site says: “Don’t second guess what you think footballers are looking to hear. They are all looking for different things.”
Wonder if they’re interested in a gang of hairy-arsed consumer bloggers, wearing backless silver dresses and too much lippy…