A trifling case of pudding theft makes the news
What's that? You're a reporter with only got ten minutes until print deadline and you're staring at the white space where a story should be? Why not knock out a couple of paragraphs about that thing you dismissed as parochial bollocks when you thought you had enough to write about?
Yes, it's more from our occasional series of newspapers struggling to find a story. Our favourite bit is the detail concerning the state of the pudding at the time of theft. Let's hope the scoundrel is caught and gets their just-desserts.