Warning: Counterfeit Star Wars goods alert. Approach with caution.
There is truly nothing worse than shoddy, unauthorised goods that try and trade on an established brand name. It’s downright trickery and fakery and we’ve lashed out at it with our curled consumer tongue in the past. Spader Man indeed.
So we were disgusted when we saw these completely unofficial Star Wars corsets as made by Evening Arwen. Disgusted. Appalled. Ashamed.
It brings the fine, commercially untarnished name of Star Wars and George Lucas into hideous disrepute. Unlike a World Cup ad with Snopp Dogg (Snopp Dogg? Snoop Doog surely) and a gig on Coronation Street. What do you lot reckon?