Now available: a real-life lightsaber that will blind and burn and everything
Always wanted to own your own fully-functional lightsaber like the lads and lasses in Star Wars? Well now you can – but beware because it’ll genuinely fuck up anyone who you turn it on.
It’s the Spyder III Pro Arctic laser pointer and it’s available to import into the UK. Trouble is that it comes with a warning, pointing out that it will “blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts.” Oh, right.
Apparently, it works with the help of a blue diode laser, the same as those found in Blu-ray players but it obviously has been mixed with some kind of extreme nuclear sauce, causing it to be classed as a highly dangerous item.
Other than using it as some kind of portable barbecue that’s exciting to watch, we’re not really sure how it can catch on without someone becoming very, very injured by it.
Only $200 by the way!