Little short to be a stormtrooper? You can still dress to impress
Well, that's just about it for Easter Friday. What a day, eh? You've probably been drinking Kestral Super Strength in the park while your kids were on the swings or something, but your avid Bitterwallet writers have been working tirelessly in our bunker all day, slaving over hot news.
Not to worry, because we know how to enjoy ourselves too - that's why were all off on the pull tonight, and we're all wearing our Officially Licensed Star Wars Luke Skywalker Ceremonial Jacket with Medal Of Yavin:
By the eye of Ackbar, that's quite a sight. Order yours today and take a photo of you wearing it, and we'll award you ten Medals of Yavin.