HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 27th August

27 August 2009

Whenever we think of the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to imagine someone who is unlucky enough to catch Swine Flu shortly after heading off on holiday, leading to a long stay cooped up in bed watching DVD box sets.

That’s you? Don’t be so frigging ridiculous. Here’s the best of the latest bargains, care of HotUKDeals.

First up, we know that lots of you are away on holiday at the moment. Well, that’s the only explanation for the sudden drop in reader numbers over the past couple of weeks that we can think of.

If your holiday is still to come, ensure you don’t take an overloaded suitcase to the airport with this luggage-weighing gizmo – it’ll only cost you a pound and could save you many pounds… or even lives (although we’re not sure how that might work.)

Next, while you’re away, you’ll almost certainly come down with Swine Flu and be confined to your bed for the duration of your stay. Ah well, if you survive, there’s always next year.

Why not make the most of your severe illness by taking the complete Cracker DVD box set away with you. Every episode of Jimmy McGovern’s superlative criminal psychologist series for only £17.99. Beats coughing into a rag ALL the time doesn’t it?

Your metabolism might take a whacking as a result of your all-night Cracker sessions and there’s a chance that your disease won’t go away quickly. You could find yourself barred from flying home and forced to sweat it out in the sunny resort where the sight of the sunlight makes you puke.

You should probably invest in the first four series of David Simon’s superlative Baltimore cop drama The Wire then. £9.99 per series delivered, with an extra 10% off if you go via Quidco. That should make you feel better.

(deals found by HUKD members chopramo, dontdothatagain and GIANTHANDMAN)

TOPICS:   TV

4 comments

  • reel
    "First up, we know that lots of you are away on holiday at the moment. Well, that’s the only explanation for the sudden drop in reader numbers over the past couple of weeks that we can think of." I think its more to do with your increasingly poor pointless articles posted on here
  • Alice C.
    And the fact you don't moderate any of my chuffing comments, even though I have toned them down considerably, I'm off to Dealspwn, they don't mind my comments.
  • Mewling P.
    And let's face it - people like me don't help.
  • Alice C.
    Come on Andy, how come ^^this tit-end^^ gets to post unmoderated comments, but one of your most loyal readers gets their comments moderated the next day? I love BW, but you're pushing me away, It's you, not me.

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