Commercial Break: It's not Yoda Cola but it's not far off
It transpires that they’re re-releasing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in 3D soon, although no one seems to know why. Think about it – the idiot Jar Jar Binks, lurching out of the screen at you in 3D. Our brain eyes are on the brink of bursting just from dwelling on it.
Luckily, George Lucas doesn’t give a flying toss about the ‘legacy’ of Star Wars and is quite content to farm out its characters to any company that wants a piece of them. Which brings us to this new advert for Brisk fizzy pop drink, where Darth Maul and Yoda have a bit of a drink-branded tussle.
Of course, the real question is, how long would it take a can of Brisk to dissolve a mouse…?