Amazon reviews prove idiots have a point of view, too
The problem with equal rights is that everyone gets them, even the stupid people. The vote, jobs, even sex - is there anything more infuriating than spotting a buffoon with a hot girlfriend? Surely there should be some sort of spelling test before they get a pop at the yankee doodle.
Idiots even have their say on the greatest works of literature and cinematography. Cynical-C is in the business of scouring customer reviews on Amazon, and hunting down the one-star ratings of iconic books and movies.
To be fair, some of the reviews are bang on the money; others, less so:
This Is Spinal Tap
If you’re going to make such an excellent documentary, why make it about about a band that nobody has ever heard of?
Getting similar behind-the-scenes footage on the Who, The Stones, or Genesis would have been a monumental achievement in documentary cinema.
Homer's The Odyssey
This book sucks. I dont care if Homer was blind or not this book is like 900 pages too long. I could tell this story in about 10 pages. Homer taking all long to say stupid stuff.
Hey don’t get me wrong I like Holocaust movies as much as the next guy , but this one was a real let down. First of all there are no Americans(at least not American characters)hey spielzy what gives, wheres are hero, schindler is no indiana jones. Perhaps he should of handed the script over to michael cricton.I think spielberg is our greatest “dreamweaver”, to quote someone else, but this film has no pizazz, or more importantly no color. plus it doesn’t have any great action scenes or excitement like saving private ryan. I guess the holocaust is a good topic to make a movie about, but brother this movie aint no “hook”. hopefully people will forget about this turkey and pay more attention to stephen’s better work, ‘amistad’ ‘field of dreams’ ‘ the lost world’.
The Beatles - Abbey Road
Come Together sounds fake, and everything else is tired. Who would buy this when you have Pink? Get her new album instead.
The Beatles - The White Album
These old talentless hags will never be as great as their idols Oasis! Oasis are one of the best “classic rock” bands ever, aside from Metallica. This whole album is boring and uninspired with weak songwriting. All of the songs sound the same!
Deserves an X rating for all of the gratuitous violence. Little to offer to a Christian-based viewer who ascribes to humanist values.