Woman booted off plane for singing Whitney Houston
Flying on a plane is stressful enough. There's no room, so you have to put your feet up your arse and there's snotty kids crying in your ear while some stag-do burps Ocean Colour Scene songs up your nose.
If all that wasn't testing enough, one flight had to make an emergency landing thanks to a woman being disruptive, singing Whitney Houston songs continuously.
A spokesman for Kansas City International Airport said: "The woman was being disruptive and was removed from the plane for interfering with the flight crew.
They continued: "There was a federal air marshal on the aircraft, who subdued the woman and put her in cuffs."
It's not right, but it's okay.