Will green petrol damage your car and be more expensive?
Britain has gone and signed up to an EU directive which means that fuel suppliers will have to dilute petrol with environmentally-friendly alternatives. All very well, if we want the Earth to live ten or so years more once we've all had a blast humping it to a hallow husk.
And so, the oil companies have chosen ethanol (made from corn) which will make up for 10% of a new petrol called E10 and will be launched at the pumps later on in the year.
However, a study is shrieking about it all, saying it'll add £80 a year extra to the average fuel bill and that it will probably ruin your engine.
The Department for Transport agree that around 8.6million vehicles probably won't be compatible with this new fuel and of course, there's a very good chance that stupid drivers will get confused at the taps and start wrecking the inside of their cars.
The study says: "The increased use of ethanol in petrol to meet EU sustainability targets is resulting in drivers paying extra at the pump," with Rob Bailey (pictured above), the author of the report adding that this fuel was introduced in Germany two years ago, but many drivers don't use it in case it buggers their engines up and that they are uncertain about the wider "environmental and social impacts of ethanol."
Shall we all just use loads of fossil fuels and let future generations sort all this out? Whitney Houston said they'd 'lead the way', and who are we to argue?