Why can't all flights have Soviet "Aeroflot" staff from the '60s
Most airline staff these days are orange faced sourpusses who openly resent your very existence, thundering down the aisles with their stupid, ungainly trolleys and tutting at you through the safety dance routine they do.
It wasn't always like that. Once upon a time, in the Soviet Union, the hostesses just loved to dance, dance, DANCE! Of course, they were probably threatened with a life down the mines in Siberia if they didn't partake... but don't let that spoil the show.
Why can't all airline staff look like this? To think we've been fobbed off with Jeremy Spake.