What not to wear this Summer - the Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
With the promise of a sweltering hot Summer around the corner, you'll have no choice but to get your kit off and reveal your fat, lumpy figure to the world. If only there was a way to sweat off that excess thigh cheese, without looking completely ridiculous. There probably is, but this isn't it:
You may look like The Incredible Human Lilo, but this amazing slimming aid "quickly reduces inches from your hips and thighs" and will "slenderize exactly where you want". Thank God for small mercies.