Underground threatens people with Star Wars spoilers
London Underground are looking at penalising fare dodgers with a most dastardly thing - Star Wars spoilers! If you don't buy a ticket, you might get reprimanded by finding out that Jabba the Hut is actually Chewbacca's real father in the new film, The Force Awakens.
Of course, if you've already seen Star Wars, you can dodge as many fares as you like, presumably.
This message - one of the now obligatory quirky notice board messages that the Underground has these days - was written by a member of staff at the Canonbury station.
They're just taking the sith (etc)