The robots are coming! The oddly attractive Japanese robots are coming!

Looks as though humanity as we know it could almost be over, at least if this incredible new Japanese robot footage is anything to go by. It took us at least a minute to figure out which one of the pair was the droid in this footage.

The potential uses for something like this are limitless – company for lonely old people, a faithful re-creation of a dead relative, erm, other stuff. Obviously, as keen-eyed consumers, we’re asking the questions ‘When?’ and ‘How much?’ but it could be a while before you can pick one of these up off the shelf in Comet.

Obviously it won’t be long before they completely overthrow mankind itself and when the time comes, we at Bitterwallet will welcome our new creepy android overlords...


  • I c.
    Where's a Bruce Willis when you need one?
  • Mong
    I loved the way the cameraman zoomed in on her bangers at the end
  • donttouchthehair
    Obviously it won’t be long before people want to see her 'uncanny valley'
  • Rob
    So when can I buy an Asian Sex Droid? Hope it doesn't get a virus.
  • The B.
    I've had her, she was rubbish.
  • DragonChris
    Holy shit. Very impressive.
  • Nobby
    I would.
  • Nobby
    They shuold prove it is a robot. Maybe a few swings with a baseball bat and expose some innards.
  • zeddy
    Wow! I'd like to be the scientist who had a hand in her fanny.
  • The M.
    Im sure she works in my local takeaway.
  • Franck D.
    If i had a girl like this, i'd treat her right everyday, breakfast in bed, trips to Scunthorpe, regular software updates, etc. That closeup at the end was naughty.
  • Gimpazoid
    Burn it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  • Phil
    Wonder if it runs the Android OS?
  • j. m.
    The robot situation is worse than you think. To learn more, get a copy of my free ebook Robot Resource Directory
  • Robots B.
    [...] has given us such a wide range of emotions as Actroid-F did last year – until now that is. The three robots of the Geminoid project recently got together at a summit, [...]

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