The new Megabus – now featuring beds and onesies

Anyone who has ever experienced a sleepless night on the Glasgow to London Megabus, listening to an empty can of Tennents Super rolling around the aisle, will be delighted to know that a new improved Megabus is being launched – with BEDS.


Customers using the new sleepercoaches, serving 11 Scottish cities, will also get a toothbrush, eyemask and (KILL ME NOW) a branded Megabus onesie included in the ticket price.

Stagecoach, owners of the Megabus enterprise, yesterday unveiled their new £5m fleet, which will take passengers from both Edinburgh and Glasgow to London in 7 hours 50 minutes.

Owner Sir Brian Souter, (who was once a vocal supporter of homophobic legislation Clause 28), modelled the super camp onesie for its launch, and tried to make it seem cool by saying:

‘It used to be just popstars that had beds on board their tour buses, now everyone can benefit from a comfortable, great value overnight journey.’

So basically, you can lie down in a slow, rumbling tin can all night dressed like a baby while someone called Tam across the aisle sticks his willy out of the zipper and pees into an empty bottle of Buckfast.

Just like being on a tour bus with the Stones, eh, Brian?


  • chewbaccca
    @Corporal Depression Reading your comment reminded me of this phrase: "you illiterate fucking moron". You fucking moron.
  • chewbaccca
    @Keef Chegwin What the fuck are you taking?
  • chewybacca
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Buckfast
  • giro
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Brian Souter

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