The days are already getting shorter at this London hotel
It's because of hotel rooms like this that I'm already of the firm opinion that everything within a mile radius of Paddington station could be set fire to and London would be none the poorer for it. I swore I'd never return but the bank balance insisted otherwise, so it was with a heavy heart I paid £84 and checked into the Lancaster Court Hotel.
I could piss and moan about the fire doors being propped open; the room's main lightswitch being at the normal height of a light switch, except on a draw string; no toilet in the room, and only one working toilet on three floors; a bedside lamp that had been screwed into the top of a piece of furniture purpose-built but serving no purpose at all; wardrobe doors that refuse to close etc.
None of that has irritated me as much as the WiFi set-up. Yes, you've got to pay - I think it's shortsighted but it's to be expected. What's upsetting is how the Lancaster Court Hotel (and hotels using the same third party set-up, no doubt) redefines the length of a day:
What's that? You checked in at 3pm and paid for a day's worth of internet service? Your WiFi will be looking to suck your wallet dry further before you wake up, sir. This room cost £84 a night. Internet service costs £20 from an afternoon check-in to departure the next morning. No toilet for three floors? No problem - the WiFi takes the piss.