The Bitterwallet Christmas Box: Gift 5 – the Ryanair calendar

Form a queue gentlemen - oh, and it's all in aid of charity, so BUY, BUY, BUY!!!

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  • PokeHerPete
    Marks out of two, Id give them all one hoff hoff pwharrrr sneer pnnrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • Rich
    Charity...his pocket more like. No-where on the site does it say which charity or the charity number.
  • Dai
    Nice. If this truly reflected Ryanair and their approach, the bikini tops would be 90+ miles from the actual breasts.
  • MichaelRyan
    Sorry madam, those breasts are too large - you'll have to pay a supplement.
  • nick
    I'm guessing this will be £9.99 + £10.00 for printing fees + £15.99 for the toplessness + £17.99 for the photographer + £10.99 for the plane in the background + £19.99 for the locations. £84.95 in total ...nice calender though ;)
  • Randalf
    Who Cares ! Oh...that was last year wasn't it...
  • Me
    @ Nick You forgot the £5.00 extra for the laminated version!
  • Idi A.
    I've (reluctantly) flown with Ryanair several times and I can absolutely assure you I have never, ever seen any cabin staff who look even remotely like these people. Where are the sullen, dumpy Scots with faces like a smacked arse? Where are the sneery East Europeans with B.O asking "Buy teddy?" like a threat? Where are the cartoon gay lads so brilliant at avoiding you unless you actually DO want a scratchcard?
  • Dick
    And more to the point where is this sunny beach that RyanAir has landed? Is it Oslo?
  • Annually r.
    Has anyone noticed the odd shadow of the plane in the image on the top right (yes the one with the arses)? The sun is clearly in the sky behind the plane and yet the shadow goes towards the sun, in the opposite direction to the shadows from the hard working cabin crew. Come-on sky marshal, we expect better than that, anyone would think the calendar was thrown together by a bunch of cowboys - oh, hang on, I guess it was.

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