Ryanair set up petition against strikes
With traffic control unions striking all over the place, Ryanair have decided to launch a petition about it all. Are they supporting the workers, hoping they get better treatment at work? Of course not! This is Ryanair!
Their petition is called Keep Europe’s Skies Open' and is a protest against further strikes from those pesky union, commie rats! They may not have said 'commie rats', but they may have muttered 'pinkos' under their breath.
Of course, French air traffic controllers are due to walk out this week, so this is a timely petition. The last time there was one of these strikes, the airlines of Europe had to cancel over 3,600 flights, troubling over 5000,000 travellers.
With online petitions being just the thing in 2015 (look how many people signed the Jeremy Clarkson one), Ryanair hopes they'll be able to attract one million signatures from people across Europe, which they'll then present to Brussels and urge the EU Commission and the EU Parliament to finally take action (look how Jeremy Clarkson didn't get his job back at Top Gear, for more on that).
Ryanair's chief marketing officer, Kenny Jacobs, said: "It's unacceptable that Europe’s consumers repeatedly have their holiday and travel plans disrupted or cancelled by the selfish actions of ATC unions every summer, who use strikes as a first weapon rather than a last resort. French ATC unions will again stage three further days of strikes this week, which will impact hundreds of thousands of European consumers."
"It is particularly reprehensible that these strikes are taking place at the height of the peak summer season, deliberately targeting holidaymakers and families."
"Today we have launched this keepeuropeskiesopen.com website where consumers can support our online petition calling on the European Commission and European Parliament to either remove the ATC unions’ right to strike, or allow other European ATCs to operate French or Spanish airspace during these repeated strikes."
"It’s time the Commission and parliament took action to prevent Europe’s families and ordinary air travellers having their hard earned holidays or travel plans regularly disrupted by these ATC unions closing the skies over Europe. If the EU won’t listen to the airlines, perhaps they’ll listen to Europe’s citizens."
Want to sign it or look at it mockingly? Whatever your angle, click here to see it.