Russian bank actively encouraging pussy riot

29 August 2014

cat chart Forget toy meerkats and some ephemera, as a Russian bank has upped the 'free gift' stakes, by handing out cats.

Actual cats!

Yes, anyone who takes out a mortgage with Sberbank (which if you say in a certain way, sounds a bit like 'spermbank', arf!) gets the choice of ten pussies.

The bank showcases the felines on the website, and once selected, they're delivered to the home.

Unfortunately, the cats must be returned to Sberbank after a few hours once they've mooched around the new property and no doubt took a leak on the sofa and dragged half a raven into the kitchen 'as a gift'.

A popular Russian superstition maintains that it is good luck if cats are first to enter a new home.

Wonders never cease.

TOPICS:   Travel

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