Robot News: Big developments for fans of lifelike robot bottoms

As you know, here at Bitterwallet, we like to keep abreast of all the hot robot news coming straight of Japan and this latest development is one that we know will tickle the fancy of some of you.

To be perfectly blunt, it’s a state-of-the-art robot arse and it’s more lifelike than some of the arses we’ve seen in the communal Bitterwallet showers (naming no names Mof). Let’s not beat around the bush – it hasn’t been designed for the sort of robot that will make you a cup of tea, but hey, rich people get lonely too you know…


  • Mike H.
    Almost as pointless as Bitterwallet.
  • Jay J.
    Does it have a moist robotic sphincter for you to slip a jumbo hot dog up?
  • mike h.
    will it bum foxes?
  • Dick
    The main question I have is with the skin or without?
  • Mortician
    I saw something like that twitching happen to a corpse we had in from the police about ten years ago. Turned out it was a rat eating its way out.

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