Rail passenger figures rocketing in spite of price rises

overcrowded train Taking a trip on a train is a miserable business – they don’t go direct to your door and you get caned across the palm of your hand if you put your feet up on the seats. Apart from that, it’s great – oh, except for the ridiculous rising fares. Which aren’t going to get any cheaper any time soon.

In spite of all that, and the ‘current economic climate’ and that, rail passenger numbers are on the INCREASE, with new figures from the Association Of Train Operating Companies (Atoc) showing that passenger numbers have increased by 5.3% over the summer months, when compared to the same period last year. It’s all shaping up to be the busiest peacetime year since the 1920s, with some services being even more reliable than back then.

Rising petrol prices are being blamed for the rise in passenger figures with September petrol prices 18% higher than they were 12 months ago. By comparison, rail fares are only 6.2% higher than they were at the start of the year. Plus you can drink on a train. Atoc have also reported a surge in people visiting the coast by train. We assume they’re having holidays as opposed to wandering into the sea and never coming back.

What’s best then dear readers – a train or a car? Or a HORSE?


  • PokeHerPete
    Recently Ive had to train it to work because of some car trouble. And may I say what a piece of shit service the trains really are. They are consistently late. What gets me is when the twatty train drivers strike, try and fucking do your job and provide a reliable on time service before demanding more money.
  • Daniel
    Walk... until the government start charging duty on your breakfast...
  • Dick
    Stuff the car and train. Where's my fucking jetpac? I was promised this in the 1980s.
  • Tweedskin
    Why has no one noticed that the woman getting on the train (well, being forced into the train) has three legs?

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