On the wrong train? Is there a right one?
Trains. Gah. Buying a ticket and catching a train should be reasonably straight-forward - at least there's no real reason why it has to be more complicated that any other mode of transport, is there? It certainly shouldn't involve having to read the likes of this when you arrive at the train station:
On the wrong train? Guess what! You'll no doubt have to pay another full fare on top of what you've already coughed up. Cheers! We're always only the lookout for frighteningly convoluted rules and regulations - if you happen to spot a customer notice that'd make more sense in Urdu, send it to [email protected]