Now you can do your doings anywhere without shocking or alarming anyone...

The festival season is almost upon us again, and that means blazing sunshine (or mud), great music, overpriced refreshments and merchandising and... those toilets.

It’s always been the idea of the toilets that has put us off being regular festival-goers but all that could be about to change thanks to this...


It’s from Japan, and as you could probably tell immediately, it’s an emergency personal toilet. It’s not just a bag that you cover yourself in before pissing or shitting into. Oh no, there’s some little tablets that go into the bag as well that will make your personal refuse that little bit more palatable once you get it out and start waving it around in the air.

Here’s a demo of the thing in action. One day in the not-too-distant future, we’ll ALL be etc etc etc...



  • The B.
    How much are the extra strong mints?
  • Dick
    Well that's fuck all use once your mates have pushed you over and you are stuck in a plastic bag with your arse in the air.
  • Boris
    Tried one. It was shit.
  • shinkyshonky
    what a pile of shit
  • Zleet
    I really want thousands of crusty festival goers staring at my straining face while I pinch out a length.

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