Meggings - for men sickened by the thought of mantyhose
Recently, we featured the risible sight of mantyhose, tights for men. As far as we know, there hasn’t been a massive jump in sales, so we’re presuming that it’s a fashion statement too far for most of you.
So here’s something less extreme for you – meggings, the latest fashion craze for deluded young Japanese men. Basically, they’re man-leggings and a neat way to gear you up for the big leap to the full-time mantyhose lifestyle.
However, Japanese women, whether they wear leggings themselves or not, aren’t too impressed, with the majority of writing off the male meggings-wearers as complete and utter cocks, or whatever the Japanese for that is.
Next month: ‘mairnets’ – hairnets for men. Then ‘guy heels.’ Then the end of civilsation as we know it.