Manchester Aiport has almost ran out of fuel. No, really.

plane Britain 2012. In London, the Queen has just celebrated six decades on the throne by throwing the party of the century. Meanwhile at Manchester, chaos is brewing as there isn’t enough fuel.

Yes, that’s the potential scenario that we’re looking at – chaos. Spokesfolks from the airport say that they could have ran out of fuel by 6pm tonight, leading to delays and cancellations following concerns over fuel that had been delivered.

Latest reports say that the problem should be resolved later this evening but that the knock-on effect could carry on until tomorrow. If you’re heading to Manchester Airport, take a banana and a book.


  • LynW
    As a website that constantly bemoans the state of the nation you could at least assign someone to write this that knows the difference between run and ran.
  • Skymarshall
    "Could have ran" Worst structure I have ever seen. Try: "May run". This means it may happen in the future. Possibly. Also, it wasn't the party of the century. There were no foxes to bum.
  • Your m.
    Skymarshall - Grow a life you fucking lowlife.
  • Sicknote
    Probably been robbed along with all the wheels by the robbing little bastards that live in Mankchester.
  • Mike H.
    I like the raw gritty nature of the poor use of Inglish and grammer that Bitterwallet adopt. As my Inglish and Grammer is always's impeckabull.
  • Wonkey H.
    i bum foxes

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