Let's have a gander at your landing gear, pet - the 2010 Ryanair calendar has arrived! (October - December €3 extra)
Credit where credit's due - at least Ryanair's strict no-munters policy when hiring new cabin crew, although flying in the face of employment law, ensures they have oodles of lovelies to choose from when it comes to the Ryanair calendar. And this year is no exception - 12 pages of lubed-up ladies stripped of their uniforms and draped over rocks like slabs of girl-shaped meat.
And it's all for a good cause - kids! Or rather, KIDS - a charity that makes the world a better place for disabled children. So even if you wanted to criticise Sky Marshall O'Leary for being a tacky porn mogul, you can't because he's raising money FOR THE CHILDREN. We expect our complimentary copy in the post shortly.