Japanese pioneer disgusting, intriguing man-gadget...

Women, start the car, we don’t need you any more. That’s because Japanese science has finally caught up with men’s needs and delivered this... the A10 Cyclone Robotic Mastubator!

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It connects to the R-1 Sex Toy Controller (you must have heard of THAT) and allows you to get your wing-wang massaged in all kinds of different and lovely ways. Allow the promotional video to explain...

See – you can even use it in your trunks while you’re outdoors sunbathing. Nothing wrong with that – apparently. Sadly, it’s been brought to our attention just slightly too late to be included in our birthday gadget giveaway, but maybe next time...

[Thanks to Leigh from HotUKDeals, who reckons she saw it on Popbitch. Whatever...]

20 comments

  • Charlie
    it looks painful lol
  • Charlie
    Is it dishwasher safe? lol
  • hippy1001
    not only does it jerk you off, but you get to build it too! Proper mans tool for his tool huh
  • gdaffi d.
    mmm sort of want lol
  • maxtweenie
    Wonder what would happen if you forgot the lubricant? Would it twist your knob into a shape resembling Wayne Rooney's head?
  • Spark
    They actually have different varieties of these. I saw a guy in a shop in Akihabara 'perusing' over them.
  • gdaffi d.
    @ spark a guy = you perusing = buying
  • LB
    I just like how much it resembles a mini-blender http://www.wahlstore.co.uk/wahl-james-martin-mini-titanium-blender-grinder.ir?cName=james-martin Oucho
  • gdaffi d.
    @LB Includes interchangeable chopper and grinder blades with two cups and rubber lids. interchangeable chopper no need to put your own in
  • PaulH
    @gdaffi duck Under your rules the new statement would be: "I saw YOU in a shop in Akihabara ‘BUYING’ over them."
  • zeddy
    No Lube; your cock would end up like one of those twisted mallow things (flumps) http://whi.s3.leg.thumbs.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/20090421021308.jpg You could always tell your other half it was a sweet and to tuck in.
  • gdaffi d.
    @paulH under my rules you would be executed for insolence ;) you got the jizzed of it though usually when someone says my friends did this its usually never the friend at all
  • Wibble
    What's wrong with this? If women can buy large plastic cocks, then why can't we buy these - they don't whinge all day or spend all of your money.
  • Shadow
    omfg
  • Matt
    Needs more foxes
  • issac h.
    Soooo, that why Japanese have slanty eyes.
  • Nooby
    Fucking batshit japs.
  • Touchwood
    Does it have a rinse cycle too?
  • Paul C.
    I'll wait for the official version from Zanussi.
  • Uncle C.
    Like Barry Scott, I use the A10 Cyclone with Cillit Bang and smegma build-up is gone in a flash! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QngA7vkK9l0

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