It's here at last! The live crab vending machine!

16 November 2010

Here in the Bitterwallet bunker, we're hardly a bunch of bath-dodging animal activists, but this feels like it's taking the piss. It's reasonable to assume crabs aren't the smartest of Earth's creatures, but they probably don't deserve to be dispensed from a vending machine - while still alive.

[Daily Motion]

TOPICS:   Travel

29 comments

  • steve
    Thats awful.
  • Nobby
    That's great. Although maybe like coke can machines, people will try to get free products. Crabbing with a bit of bacon rind on a bendy stick.
  • scott
    god now i really hate slanty eyes
  • -]
    Racist fuckup. Should we hate all round-eye gwailos because some hunt foxes? Fuckwit.
  • StauntonLick
    I bought my girlfriend a load of japanese sweets for her birthday (in-joke) and they were disgusting. No wonder they're turning to live crabs instead.
  • Mr C.
    Did someone say foxes ?
  • Paul T.
    OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD, this must be at least 3 weeks old, if not a month!!!
  • David
    Wow only at least a month behind most sites with this. I eagerly anticipate your revelation on the release of apple's new iphone 4.
  • (I D.
    Oh, i'm sorry David, could you provide the link to your website or blog? I'd like to see your efforts before you start dishing out the insults to others. Prick.
  • Richard
    this is sick. i'm no animal activist either, hell i'm practically a nihilist but this goes too far.
  • christian
    It's funny how we perceive china in the west as some sort of mystical country with high morals. How a country can be perceived this way when that have such disdain for animal welfare is a mystery itself.
  • Peter
    @Scott Do people like you really still exist?, you ignorant moron
  • dibs
    Unlike everyone else, Paul T and David read all of the internet all of the time and are aware of everything all at once as it happens. They're like time lords but less interesting and/or popular. Pricks.
  • Smileyvirus
    Not liking that. That's a Japanese TV slot about a Chinese vending machine though.
  • Royal M.
    I heard a rumour that the next iPhone will be made out of a crab shell.
  • Spark
    Scott; shut it you racist twat. You just managed to offend me and a good few of my friends there in only a few short clicks on a keyboard. Well done. Ignorant cunt.
  • Pok P.
    Nothing new, I've been dishing out crabs for free on Saturday nights for years!
  • Peter
    @spark Great! If I'd know I was allowed to call Scott a CUNT I would have! much more satisfying than calling him moron :)
  • Spark
    Personally, I'm getting a little bit annoyed by all of the Japan posts on Bitterwallet these days. What you seem to fail to grasp is that vending machines are part of Japanese culture and with the ageing population they are becoming more and more important. They're also used to sell goods to people who may not live in close proximity to a local convenience store and seafood is part of the standard Japanese staple diet. Normally I'm not one to randomly complain and bitch about things on the internet but this is getting a little bit too much now.
  • Mr C.
    @spark isn't it a chinese vending machine on Japanese tele?
  • Mr C.
    personally, I think we should have more six year old posts about cars being used in porn films.
  • Franck D.
    Buddhism in Action 2
  • Royal A.
    I heard Prince Charles and Diana Spencer are getting married
  • scott
    Yes people like me still exist Bring back Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!"Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!"Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!"Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!"Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!"Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" Hitler! Sieg Heil!" oh and sticks and stones you sausage jockeys....
  • Nobby
    Don't confuse the japs with the chinks, you bloody racist. Japs are completely batshit, and so are the other lot. I love crazy jap stories.
  • Matt j.
    I knew that this would be Japan before I even opened the link
  • Matt j.
    I knew that this would be Japan before I even opened the link lol
  • Christy
    I loved Japan in the eighties, especially David Sylvian
  • Jason
    Crabs in vending machines is lol cakes

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