HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 16th June
Form an orderly queue if you’re susceptible to man flu, have always fancied visiting Canada or just love rolling hundreds of plastic balls down a hill. That’s because this is the only place for you to be right now.
If that’s not your cup of eggs, get over to HotUKDeals now, where there’s plenty more where these came from.
Bill Gates is a very rich man and he has pledged to use his hard-earned gazillions to make the entire world healthy by the year 2099. Or something. Surely one of the greatest challenges inherent in that plan would be to come up with a cure for Man Flu.
Almost certainly the world’s worst disease and responsible for seventeen kasquillion lost working hours per year in the East Midlands alone, but now it could be under control, leaving Brer Gates free to worry about starving African kids instead. Man Flu medicine – just £1.99 for 60ml.
Earlier on we showed you the new Sony advert for their 3D broadcast of the upcoming finals weekend at Wimbledon. It’s a bit boring really, and not a patch on the original, the one what had all the brightly-coloured balls and that.
Well good news, because you can now recreate that original, superior ad for yourself by investing in a bag filled with 100 of those playballs that the toddlers all enjoy playing with – yours for only £3.00. Get a few of them in, set them off down your nearest steep road, film it and wait for the cops to turn up. Beats staying in.
Finally, a nice little bargain for anyone who has done something terrible recently and needs to get as far away as possible for a while until the dust settles. Oh, and it could also be for you if you fancy a getway holiday breaktrip to Canada as well.
It’s a return flight from Gatwick to Toronto and it’s on offer at just £199 right now. One of the HotUKDeals massive claims to have got themselves one for an even-teenier £187. What a bargain. Oh, and you get to go on a plane as well! Did we mention that? Ah, we did...
(deals found by HUKD members $ADZ$, geegee-pinata and frenchdevil10)