HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 10th September

10 September 2009

hukd_logob1Who was it who sung: “I believe the children are our future, treat them well and let them lead the way”? That’s right, it was Whitney Houston, shortly before she embarked on a life of crack addiction and helping Bobby Brown with his enemas.

But in a way, she was right, so here’s a bunch of stuff you can chuck in the direction of your kids in the vain hope that they’ll shut up for a bit. Give massive thanks to HotUKDeals.

465365First up, ice cream. To be more precise, Cornettos. To be preciser (possibly a real word) still, strawberry or chocolate Cornettos. All at the cracking price of six of them for a single pound.

Okay, so they’re not strictly kids’ ice creams – they’d probably rather have a Fab or a Mini Milk, but who goes out there and brings in the money to pay for the Cornettos? Not them, the snot-nosed little wretches. Enjoy your Cornettos – you’ve earned them.

465674Next, something that is, actually genuinely for the kids – role playing toys. In this case , or should we say cases, are medical equipment and tools. All plastic and chunky and harmless, and only £5.87 each, delivered.

Alternatively, you and your love-partner could utilise these toys and do some role-playing of your own in the be… no, we can’t say it, it’s too grotesque. For God’s sake, what’s become of us?

465086Finally, something for the children that is wholesome and innocent and cannot be corrupted. It’s a set of Disney Princess luggage, including a trolley bag, a back pack, a trainer bag and wallet or purse.

Better still, it’s only £7 for the lot. It’s got ‘misprice that won’t be honoured’ written all over it but some HUKDers have already reported that they’ve received theirs. Look at it – it’s fucking adorable isn’t it? Sorry.

(deals found by HUKD members k0be, amibees and sexymez)

TOPICS:   Travel

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