HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 8th June
Morning all. Not in a great mood to be honest. Some bargains here though. Thanks to HotUKDeals. Blah blah blah and that…
Okay then, if the lazy, pig-ignorant antics of the electorate in certain parts of the North of England have left you ashamed to come from this country, you might be in the mood to fuck off out of it for a while in order to recover.
If you’re able to scarper tomorrow (Tuesday), you can fly from Manchester and spend a week in Crete for as little as £196 for a family. More details and some petty sniping over at HUKD.
If you’d prefer to just fanny about in your garden and ignore the fact that the 65th anniversary of D-Day was pissed all over by the election to the European Parliament of some actual British fascists, then we’ve got a couple of deals that are right up your weird street.
Firstly, there’s a 14-piece set of resin garden furniture for only £48.90 – down from £199 according to HUKD member nickkazz. It looks ideal, as long as your neighbours don’t mind it blowing into their garden during a strong wind. Mind you, if they’re bone-headed fascist sympathisers, they might think it’s a foreign spy and hang it from a tree.
Then there’s the all-weather table tennis set – was £499.99 and now only £159.99. It’s suitable for indoor and outdoor use and is perfect for strengthening local multi-cultural ties with fun summertime tournaments.
But it’s a double-edged coin and if and when the Nazis do take full control of What Used To Be Great Britain, no doubt the morale-strengthening holiday camps will be filled with outdoor table tennis sets as we all strive to achieve strength through joy. What a fucking depressing fucking thought for a fucking depressing fucking day.
(deals found by okian, nickkazz and whizzkid)