HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 1st February
We’re blowing big sloppy kisses at HotUKDeals for coming up with the goods…
Firstly, we focus on the traditional Valentine gift, a dozen red roses. They say so much – everything from “You are my heart’s desire” to “Here – I couldn’t think of anything else so I thought I’d perpetuate this tired cliché.”
Whatever they say to you, you can get a dozen red roses delivered to your door/hatch or the door/hatch of your loved one for £17.55. And it says here that they’re Fairtrade, which means that they’re, erm, edible or something.
But of course, for some of us, romance isn’t just a one-day-a-year job – it’s a non-stop smoochfest. Which leads us on to the next bargain of the day – 3 nights away at a hotel for only £99.
If that wasn’t enough, your rampant sessions of yankee doodle need only be interrupted for you to avail yourself of the free breakfast that you’ll get as part of the deal. Nirvana!
Finally, if you’re a man who forgets all about, or can’t be bloody well arsed with Valentine’s Day you could find yourself on the receiving end of a violent attack from your good lady, maybe with a rolling pin or possibly the business end of her walking stick.
Might be a good idea then to invest in a packet of these – 16 Ibuprofen tablets. They’ll provide quick and effective pain relief and can be yours for only 20p. Ouch!
(deals found by HUKD members taddyb, goldingone and DavidL)