Hate children on flights? Let Etihad help
With their horrible little teeth and weirdly sharp nails, children are a horrifying force to be reckoned with. And they get those wax-candles of snot on their top lips.
Being stuck on a plane with a load of kids is nightmarish at best.
Well, Etihad think they have a solution for all this - the Air Nanny. That's right, the airline has decided to provide a service that's akin to a modern day Mary Poppins. Hopefully, without the musical numbers.
Check this video, complete with terrifying song
This services starts at the boarding gate and continues until the families have safely disembarked, and is completely free of charge on your long haul flight.
Staff will keep children entertained with card tricks, bottles, crafts, face-painting and if all else fails, sneaking brandy in their milk so they fall asleep. Be aware, one of those is a lie. These Flying Nannies will mop up after your child if it explodes everywhere though.
Aubrey Tiedt, Etihad Airways' Vice President Guest Services, said: "Flying with a young family can be a daunting task, even for the most experienced travellers, and the Flying Nanny role demonstrates our understanding of our guests' needs and our commitment to making the journey as relaxing and comfortable as possible."
"This includes helping serve children's meals early in the flight and offering activities and challenges to help entertain and occupy younger guests."