Got an iPad? Move that toddler and sit yourself down
It looks as though Southern Railway have got with the digital age and have updated their rules and regs regarding eligibility for seating when trains are busy. At least they have according to this on-board sign, as snapped by avid, eagle-eyed Bitterwallet reader Sam Carelse, while on her way from one important assignation to another.
Toddlers, it’s time for you to grow up and stand up – if there’s someone around who’s packing an iPad, they get first crack at parking their arses instead of you. They’ll obviously be doing something important with it, like fannying about on Twitter or, or, or… whatever else you can do on the frigging thing.