Got an iPad? Move that toddler and sit yourself down

6 September 2010

It looks as though Southern Railway have got with the digital age and have updated their rules and regs regarding eligibility for seating when trains are busy.  At least they have according to this on-board sign, as snapped by avid, eagle-eyed Bitterwallet reader Sam Carelse, while on her way from one important assignation to another.

Toddlers, it’s time for you to grow up and stand up – if there’s someone around who’s packing an iPad, they get first crack at parking their arses instead of you. They’ll obviously be doing something important with it, like fannying about on Twitter or, or, or… whatever else you can do on the frigging thing.


TOPICS:   Travel   Gadgets


  • The B.
    Surely that should apply to all Apple products? We all know that Apple users are severely mentally disadvantaged.
  • Sh
    WTF is dis real
  • Paul C.
    I hope this isn't a sign of the standard blog-age for the week. It's about as funny as Ben Elton circa 1996. Get Len on.
  • PokeHerPete
    What if I have a Samsung Galaxy Pad? Or does the higher pricer of the iPad include covering the cost of such benefits like these?
  • Nobby
    Disabled people, elderly people, expectant mothers, i-pad users. I bet that seat is constantly wet due to piss leakage.
  • Peacecap J.
    Fuck that Paul, its less funny than Ben Elton circa 2010, and that is really saying something.
  • me
    WTF was dis a joke? Not funny at all!

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