Freddie Mercury - now working at Manchester Piccadilly Train Station

He may have wanted to ride his bicycle mainly, but it seems ol' Freddie Mercury is bang into trains these days by working as a shift manager at Manchester's Piccadilly train station.


Maybe he'll Tie Your Mother Down to the tracks as the train goes Headlong into her Fat Bottom... or something. God, I hate myself.

Spotted by Mark Taylor, who may or may not have even heard of Bitterwallet


  • Nobby
    On time - that's a fucking Miracle.
  • Tom P.
    This is a bit desperate.
  • Tom P.
    Imagine the laughter if passengers were told their Station Manager is called Mof Gimmers
  • Nobby
    I wonder if Freddy Mercury is any relation to Freddie Mercury? @Tom, maybe you should say "Was it All Worth It?"
  • Nobby
    If you go here ...,+Reigate+and+Banstead&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=19.143671,42.93457&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Glen+Close,+Reigate+and+Banstead+KT20+6,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.289218,-0.217951&spn=0.002466,0.005241&z=18 there is a road called Glen Close. Every time we pass I make a "There's Glen(n) Close" joke. I'm so fucking funny.
  • Chocolate H.
    I wonder if he likes a Chocolate Hobnob.
  • James D.
    I almost smiled.
  • blahblahblah
    Trains? All he wants to do is BICYCLE!
  • Wibble
    WTF? Is dis real?
  • pauski
    wax off, wax on
  • andy y.
    First train on a nice morning run to Cumbria.Mmmm
  • Carl
  • ButterMan
    FAKE! The train from Hull is shown as 4 minutes early. Whoever photoshopped this obviously lives in Byelorussia or something.
  • Nobby
    > The train from Hull is shown as 4 minutes early. It could well be true. Everyone is in a rush to get out of Hull.
  • Claire
    Slow news day? The Sun used to pull these stunts when there was nothing else to talk about...
  • Dirty F.
    this website goes more and more downhill everyday
  • dude
    your title says Freddie, the picture says freddy - come one get your facts straight!
  • arab j.
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