Freddie Mercury - now working at Manchester Piccadilly Train Station
He may have wanted to ride his bicycle mainly, but it seems ol' Freddie Mercury is bang into trains these days by working as a shift manager at Manchester's Piccadilly train station.
Maybe he'll Tie Your Mother Down to the tracks as the train goes Headlong into her Fat Bottom... or something. God, I hate myself.
Spotted by Mark Taylor, who may or may not have even heard of Bitterwallet