Finally, a solution to a wee problem men have had for decades
Gents, unless you’re using some kind of system that involves suction and funnels, it’s pretty impossible to do a textbook wee without there being some kind of splashback from out of the lavatory pan. It’s an age-old inconvenience that men suffer from quietly, along with having to shave every day and being able to pack a dishwasher properly.
Of course, the reason for the splashback is the distance between the ‘weapon’ and the ‘target.’ But them days are over babycakes. For the second time in just a few hours, we head to Japan for sweet relief. Men, we bring you the Angel Lap Pillow (above). We don’t know why it’s called that but it is. Just accept it and we can all move on.
See how it works? You kneel on the pillow and the distance your flow has to travel is greatly reduced, thereby drastically cutting down on unnecessary and unwanted splashage. Okay, so you look like a complete imbecile while you’re doing it but you're comfortable knowing you’re not going to be wandering around with flecks of urine all over your strides for the rest of the day like some kind of stinking tramp.
The other alternative is unthinkable – peeing while sitting down, like a girly-girl. Although here’s Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David, explaining why he prefers the seated position. It’s educational you see…