Commercial Break: The Germans are coming for our chocolate!
The world can never be the same again. According to news that we overheard on the bus this morning, the British-as-buns confectionary concern Cadbury’s has been bought out by German electronic soundscapioneers Kraftwerk.
Only one thing worries us. Whatever will become of the Cadbury’s Caramel bunny (phwooar, eh fellas?) Will the Germans rebrand her in lederhosen? Will the caramel itself be replaced with pulped sauerkraut? Will future ads be soundtracked by precision beats and Teutonic beeps?
What does it all mean? One thing’s for sure - Bitterwallet welcomes its new German billionaire chocolatier overlords…