Commercial Break: Noodle nightmare
Here’s another morsel of ass-mad advertising from the batshit mental alien culture that is Japan for you.
It’s the timeless tale of a girl harmlessly enjoying a pot of milk seafood noodles, only to come under attack by those erstwhile pesky foes cheese and pepper.
But don’t worry madam – that cheese and pepper intervention will make your milk seafood noodles taste simply tremendous!
Nah, we haven’t really got any idea either.