Commercial Break: Nice Muscle
Japan – it’s an alien planet that’s somehow been transplanted on to Earth isn’t it? It has to be. Witness the ad for the forthcoming WiiWare game Muscle March – this couldn’t have been made anywhere other than in Japan. Sadly, for the moment at least, the game will only be available there. Come on, bring it here – we can handle it!
In it, you play the role of a body builder whose protein shake has been nicked. Your task is simple – to get it back. But you have to match the shapes that the thief has made after smashing his way through a series of walls while making off with your muscle powder. It’s sort of a bit like a crazed, iron-pumping version of Dale Winton’s Hole In The Wall game show. Only nowhere near.