Commercial Break: George Clooney is a greedy idiot
If you see George Clooney turning up at a film premiere and awards ceremony and looking slightly unusual in the near future, don’t be alarmed. He might turn up dressed as a member of Insane Clown Posse, or maybe he’ll be in the guise of Shirley Temple.
One thing you can be sure of is that there’ll be some kind of lackey, wandering a few feet in front of Clooney, spraying dollar bills in the path of the actor from out of a leaf blower. Who knows, Clooney might drop to his knees and roll around in the cash. Like someone who is quite happy to make themselves look like an utter twat for money.
Here’s George in a new Italian mobile phone ad.