Commercial Break: Does your child hear colours?

If you’re the parent of a child or some other kind of young animal, you’re probably haunted by sleepless nights spent fretting over whether or not your young charges are bonged off their testicles on the modern drugs. Mmm, it’s a worry.

This vintage public service announcement from the US of America could provide you with some tell-tale signs to help spot a drug-taker among your brood. So, keep an eye out, because once they’re on the psychedelic heroin, there ain’t no coming back.

Uh oh – Mof is sitting over there dressed as Madonna! He’s got a runny nose! NURSE!

[Everything Is Terrible]


  • Scorza
    I had to smoke crack just to watch that shit.
  • The B.
    Hmmm, I've never hallucinated anything terribly visual on acid, I've had paisley overlays on oms, very giggly strychniney acid, blackouts on microdots, etc but never hallucinated as per the widely held perception of a hallucination, although I did play pool on mushrooms once which was fun, tracing is all I'll say.
  • -]
    You obviously didn't do high enough doses. I've had complete ego death from LSD. Although it is true that the general public's perception of psychedelics is as wide of the mark as you can get. I want to try psychedelic heroin - I guess I'll have to make do with Methoxetamine, an Arylcyclohexylamine (NMDA antagonist / dissociative) with opioid recepter activity.
  • Yue
    Isn't the girl who says she won't take drugs the girl from Diff'rent Strokes?
  • lifes s.
    The Real Rob, you need to try some other hallucinogenics... DMT 2CB TMA-2 All have had me tripping! what is Methoxetamine?
  • -]
    Methoxetamine is a legal analog of ketamine, are the only place getting it synthed, at the moment. 2CB and TMA-2 aren't likely to do much for bob if he finds LSD underwhelming (but I guarantee that will be down to dose). DMT, OTOH, will blow him away. :)
  • Mark C.
    Damn, that's where I was going wrong - clearly all the cool kids are smoking coke through frisbees.
  • The B.
    Urgh, Ketamine's bloody awful, it makes me puke.
  • derpderpderp
    Thank you for pot smoking. HAHAHA

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